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Some of the Rectal Honks Dealt So Far


It smelled like...
old roast beef and axle grease
Smelt by: Anonymous, Added: 1/18/2010
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It sounded like...
The Debbie Downer sound (also known as the Sad Trombone)
Smelt by: Anonymous, Added: 8/24/2010
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It smelled like...
chimney soot
Smelt by: Anonymous, Added: 8/29/2010
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It sounded like...
someone squeezing out the last of a bottle of Heinz ketchup
Smelt by: dr wiener, Added: 8/9/2010
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It sounded like...
Bubble Wrap popping
Smelt by: Anonymous, Added: 7/26/2010
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It smelled like...
What a dog must think is the apocalypse
Smelt by: Anonymous, Added: 8/24/2010
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It sounded like...
Mel Gibson grunting during a quarrel
Smelt by: Anonymous, Added: 7/16/2010
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It smelled like...
Somebody drove a motorcycle under water and revved it up
Smelt by: Gastrobot, Added: 7/13/2010
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It sounded like...
Thunderous applause from the front row
Smelt by: Anonymous, Added: 7/13/2010
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It smelled like...
Like a septic tank backed up!
Smelt by: Anonymous, Added: 7/28/2010
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It sounded like...
A bathtub fart without the bathtub
Smelt by: Anonymous, Added: 7/26/2010
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It smelled like...
freshly clipped toenails after a week of unwashed physical labour
Smelt by: Anonymous, Added: 1/8/2010
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It smelled like...
Strawberry shortcake covered in cat litter.
Smelt by: AmazinDave, Added: 12/21/2009
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It smelled like...
Four homeless men fighting over a bag of poop
Smelt by: Gastrobot, Added: 11/6/2009
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It sounded like...
one of nickelback's songs
Smelt by: Harry, Added: 1/9/2010
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It smelled like...
Chronic halitosis of the anus
Smelt by: Gastrobot, Added: 7/9/2010
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It smelled like...
vlade divac. period.
Smelt by: Anonymous, Added: 1/18/2010
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It sounded like...
fran dreschers laugh
Smelt by: Anonymous, Added: 1/18/2010
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